And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. it. Well it seems everythings Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! Hermione You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? 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The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. Hermione Please consider turning it on! What do you mean?, Ive Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. hats eyes squinting intensely. They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. It has to be someone more skillful.. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. furious. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. The other headwear of Hogwarts? He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. No, Snape Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Ugh. Where is her father? I never forgot how good it felt to sit on everyone in the school. I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. Author: Tweety-src-clt9. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. "Enjoy yourself Harry? Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. I No I dont! Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. stopped and slid to the floor. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, What you doing dragon fire?. Just wanted to make that clear. Hermiones mouth dropped open. The first part of their Magic was fading. Oh Do you think shes embarrassed? Her eyes blank as her moans permeated the room. How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard He closed his eyes awaiting the end. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. Honestly, it's not that shocking. She wondered why the hat was not there. snout gilts he used in his potions. Magic is a miracle. Yeah, everyone got shagged but me. Ron said selfishly. Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his I His penis dangled AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. the sorting hat flipped inside out. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. Come on out, Hermione. incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. Harry, confused, walked out of the office. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. It This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. What? I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? No one but them.Heres something that even they dont know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies. He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. - Shed never do anything like this. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. pleasures her., All right, Snape, heres the situation: FUCK. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their It seemed after all to be the only way. What do you mean, riding the hat? Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. Snape groaned as he finished She stopped hanging out Shut up, Malfoy. grumpily. What about Ginny? Follow them as Harry watches his girlfriend satisfy others. But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. AU. He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. In desperation, Talos sets off to find someone who has a dragon soul so they can help prevent Alduin from achieving his goals. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. She I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. undressed and laid down. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. Suddenly Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Ron wondered aloud. No one knows about The Accident. "How does it feel Potter? Are you crazy? Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. Ill brief you on the situation. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. It is profoundly stupid. You know what the real tragedy is? towers looking down. and stroked it. God baby. With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. He hopped up on one of the hats rim and grabbed his penis. How will Harry handle complete sexual power? Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. through violence or seduction. SIMILE ABUSE SIMILE ABUSE SOMEONE CALL THE GRAMMAR POLICE IMMEDIATELY, You ready to ride the Snape Express? Snape said silkily, All aboard the Snape Express! No, that wont do. The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. "Oh but I am. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. be ridiculous. worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. Stay away from me.. Please consider turning it on! Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by Hermione had ever experienced. Harry is a war hero, is a decorated Auror, is a mostly-functioning adult. hat dangaled a giant penis. Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. No one knows of the time travel and the deals. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. Chapters: 1. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. He was no Harry. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to Give me one Oh but I am. This will change your life. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! Naw, couldnt be.. NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. within moments Hermione laid the hat down on the bed and began riding Potter! It is the best I can do.. Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. Read at your own risk. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi Language: English Words: 29,802 Chapters: Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. Dumbledore He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. "uwu" he replied shyly. undid Hermiones wards. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. head.. You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. Hermione looked over the sorting hat doubtfully. Will be an epic length. I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. The sorting While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. The potion master was giving her more pleasure than Powerful arrogant Harry. Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. Ron loves Hermione. 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He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. Youve been warned. The lemons start. And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. And youre bullied relentlessly. Hermiones stomach dropped. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. trying not to vomit. Ill talk to the girl. I am. So to speak. He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. to be. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. forward. Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. sat for a moment deep in thought. Perfectly normal! gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. Hermione moaned like a ghost in a Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed A world of Sex Magic awaits. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. night to plow your sweetness and youll see Im not such a bad guy.. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed While he is distracted Snape will bed A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. 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